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17. April 2008

Mein Lieblingsprofessor, Prof. Scholtz, den ich in Major British Writers (aka Brit Lit) I und II hatte, geht ja jetzt leider nächstes Jahr weg. Deshalb hat mein Kurs letztens die besten Sprüche von Prof. Satan, wie er gerne mal genannt wird, gesammelt. Wer der englischen Sprache mächtig ist, kann sie sich ja mal durchlesen:

“1066: Norman Invasion. Who’s Norman?”

“I mean, look at your science major friends. Do they have any culture? Hell no!”

“Hell’s a very democratic place.”

“So what this part of the poem means is basically: Life’s a bitch and then you die.”

“According to the Bible, you’re not married in heaven. What a relief!”

Referring to Jesus being angry about the crucifixion: “No one would help me. Bastards!”

“I can’t find my pen! I’m having a nervous breakdown!!”

About a poem by W.B. Yeats: “I used to make students write an essay about this. Very evil. I enjoyed it.”

“I feel better and you feel worse and that is what is important.”

“That’s what you would call a work study.. or a slave. He brings me popcorn everyday. With parmesan cheese.”

“I stole it from Dr.Schneider’s man purse.”

“I have such an urge to smash things!”

“It was all very swash-buckling and special.”

“It’s not a manly thing to use the index, its like asking for direction.”

“It was fiendishly clever on my part.”

“The word ‘flipperty-gibbet’ comes to mind.”

“Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.”